That you're the worst thing to ever happen to sewing?
That's kind of the day I've had today.
This is not right. But dammit I'm done quilting and it's good enough. Now I just need to bind it.
This on the other hand...
Umm, yeah... That's no bueno. This thing is pretty much going in the garbage, there's just naught to be done. As a matter of fact. foot. I just can't even wrap my head around how awful it is.
Now I'm going to go knit until I feel better about myself.